ποΈ Full 7-pack, comes in 2 different colorways
π± Stylus tip + smooth ink
π The coworker gift they'll fight over
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7 Funny Pens
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$16.98
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Bought these for my desk at work and now my coworkers keep stealing them π They write really smoothly and the sayings are hilarious.
Jessica R.
Honestly expected them to just be cute novelty pens, but theyβre actually really nice to write with. The quotes make boring work days a little more entertaining.
Megan T.
Got these as a small gift for my coworker and she LOVED them. Such an easy funny gift without feeling cheap, and the whole pack has different sayings so she immediately started picking favorites.
Lauren K.
Which colors will I get?
Your 7 colors are randomly selected from these 10: Black, Navy Blue, Purple, Magenta, Light Pink, Red, Coral, Green, Dark Green, and Blue.
What color is the ink?
All pens write in smooth black ink, regardless of barrel color. Each one is retractable with a soft-grip barrel and a stylus tip on top for your phone or tablet.
How long until I receive my order?
Ships in 1-2 days, arrives in 8-15 business days with tracking included.
Some days call for polite emails. Other days call for aggressively clicking your Thundercunt Thursday pen in a meeting. Seven days, seven quotes, because surviving the work week deserves a little profanity.
Built to Actually Write
The joke's on the barrel, but the pen is legit solid metal body, silky-smooth 0.5mm ink flow, and up to 2x the writing length of a standard pen.
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What Customers are Saying
Actually Good Pens π
I bought these mostly for the sayings, so I wasnβt expecting much from the pens themselves. Theyβre actually super smooth and comfortable to write with. Everyone at work keeps asking where I got them.
Brittany S.
Perfect Coworker Gift
Got these for my office bestie and she was dying laughing before she even opened the whole pack π The different saying for each day makes them even better. Such a funny little gift that people will actually use.
Nicole R.
My New Work Pens
These have officially replaced the boring pens on my desk lol. The colors are cute, they write way better than I expected, and the sayings perfectly match my mood at work. I already ordered another set because people keep trying to steal mine.
Derek W.
 
 
 
 
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 3.4 / 5 from 66 reviews.
This pen mechanism is not working. Defective. The pen clicker isnβt keeping the pen/ink part out so I canβt use this pen
Ordered item 3 weeks ago, have not gotten yet, there is no tracking information and have not heard back from customer service about my order. Very disappointed because I was excited to get these and they were going to be part of a present but did not get here in time. Would not order again.
Love the pens, all writes minus one. My coworkers loved the little messages on them and they had a good kick out of it. Love the way if feels in my hand and liked that tad bit of weight to it. The choice of color is pretty.
Finally, pens that express what Iβm not allowed to say out loud at work π They write smoothly, look great and each phrase feels like emotional support for surviving the week. Highly recommended for anyone running on sarcasm and caffeine. βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ
It has been over a month and I have not received my order. I have contacted customer service and surprisingly enough. No response.
I do not recommend purchasing from them.
We want you to love your product! If you're not completely satisfied, you can return it within 30 days for a full refund β no questions asked. Items must be unused and in original condition.